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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Merrill Markoe - Super Hard Quote - HBO’s Not Necessarily the News 1989 Comedy
This morning, a TWA 747 carrying 10 VIPs from the NAACP sent out an SOS after a PLO organizer discovered TNT in his PB and J. The pilot flew the 747 to a DMZ where an FCC spokesman, PhD from UNLV, told NBC in a YMCA that the FAA would receive an IOU COD from the IRA ASAP. The IRA of the UK, not the FDIC, on R and R, said, "KLM had the TNT, not TWA." The FBI gave the A-OK, and the 747 continued its flight with an ETA into LAX of 2 hours.

Francis Ford Coppola - The Godfather
Don Vito Corleone: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

James Downey - Billy Madison
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Bruce Lee
Don't think. Feel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger... or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Do you understand? Never take your eye off your opponent, even when you bow. That's it.

Lemony Snicket - Series of Unfortunate Events
At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough, and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.