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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
Exactly! The edit function is there for a reason, so that we can improve other …

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Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
Everyone, I've got bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could, and she is going to be okay.

Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It's a tangible thing you can point at and say, "Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth." And that's why I got Ryan this iPod.

Unknown - Michael Scott - The Office
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself... So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep.