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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

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NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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The Office - Micheal Scott Threat
If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.