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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

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NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.