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Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Starkid - Professor Hidgens - Robot Assistant
Think of all that we take for granted now that was once foretold in the pages of Bradbury and Asimov. Look no further than my robot assistant... Alexa. Once confined to the realm of science fiction, she is now science fact. Alexa! Dim the lights.

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Starkid - General McNamara - Higher Law
There's one thing you better hurry up and know about me, Paul. I love my country, I do. But the experiences I've accrued throughout my tenure with this organization have given me a deeper understanding of the cosmos and our place in it. I follow a higher law than any institution could decree, and that is the universal truth of love and the strength of the human heart. Would you like to do some light reading on the subject?

Blue's Clues 25th Anniversary - Steve's Message
We started out with clues. And now it's, what? Student loans, and jobs, and families. And some of it has been kind of hard, you know? I know you know. And I wanted to tell you that I really couldn't have done all of that without your help. And in fact, all the help that you helped me with when we were younger is still helping me today. Right now. I guess I just wanted to say that after all these years, I never forgot you. Ever. And I'm super glad we're still friends.

Carol Hudson-Hummel - Glee, "The Quarterback" ep. 05x03
When I would see that stuff on the news, I'd shut it off, 'cause it was just too horrible to think. But I would always think, how do they wake up every day? I mean, how do they breathe, honey? But you do wake up. And for just a second, you forget. And then... oh. You remember. And it's like getting that call again and again, every time. You don't get to stop waking up. You have to keep on being a parent, even though you don't get to have a child anymore.

Burt Hummel - Glee, "Love, Love, Love" ep. 05x01
I wish I'd met her ten years earlier. I didn't know then that I was only going to get so much time with her, you know? That she was gonna leave us so soon. I'd take 50 more years of late-night fights about, you know, me working late, or the gas bill, or her letting the milk go bad, for just ten more minutes with her next to me. We only get a few days when you come down to it, Kurt. You know that better than anyone.

Burt Hummel - Glee, "Theatricality" ep. 01x20
We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kinda, you know, came into the world knowing what it's taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong.

Gotham - Gotham Meets Jerome - Episode 02x02, "Knock, Knock"
Hello, Gotham City! We're the Maniax. And I'm Jerome, the shot caller of our little gang. We're here to spread the message of wisdom and hope. You're all prisoners. What you call insanity, it's just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you're just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. Wake up! Why be a cog? Be free like us. Just remember: smile. Oh! Time to go. But don't worry. We'll be back very soon. Hang on to your hats, folks. 'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet!

Alan Turing - The Imitation Game
Just because something thinks differently from you, does that mean it's not thinking? We allow for humans to have such divergences from one another. You like strawberries. I hate ice-skating. You cry at sad films. I am allergic to pollen. What is the point of different tastes, different preferences, if not to say that our brains work differently, that we think differently? And if we can say that about one another, then why can't we say the same thing for brains built of copper and wire, steel?

Hogarth - The Iron Giant - Grace
Oh my God. Um, uh... O my God! We... thank you! For the food, that mom has... put in front of us, and- stop! The devil! From... doing bad things, and, uh... Get out of here! Uh... Satan? Go! Go... so that we may live in peace. Amen.

"Twisted" by Starkid - Gaston's Lament
In town there was only she who was as beautiful as me... on the inside. But then, tragedy struck. She was taken hostage in a castle filled with demonic furniture. So I did what anyone would do and I organized a rescue mission. But how was I to know that she had fallen in love with her captor? To me that doesn't seem entirely healthy. Especially since he's a wolf bear thing. A buffalo monster. In a cape. But the heart wants what it wants. And sometimes what it wants is twisted.

Glee, 06x13 "Dreams Come True" - Sue Sylvester - Auditorium Dedication
It takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is, but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what Glee Club is. And for the longest time, I thought that was silly. And now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

A Very Potter Senior Year - Gilderoy the Mouse Prince
If I could do anything, I think I would... shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I'd leave the world of men behind me forever, and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands, made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their king. Nay! Their prince. GILDEROY THE MOUSE PRINCE!

Doctor Who - 12th Doctor "It's Bigger on the Inside"
Oh.. my... GOD! Is it bigger... on the inside... than it is... on the outside? My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air, and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed... forever. Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.

Gotham - Fish Mooney "We Are Family" Speech (1x16)
You do as I say, and I promise you I will get some of us out of here alive. That's right. No, you heard me correctly. I said "some of us." Because the truth of the matter is, some will die. But we will die with dignity. We will die for a reason. And we will die next to family. And I tell you what; we are family. We are all we got. That's family. We have one simple choice: we die here alone on our knees, or we stand up and we fight with our family.

Ed Nygma's Rap Riddle - Gotham
My once friend Oswald, now my foe. It's me, Ed, just so you know. It's time we meet, I think you'll agree. You'll find me where the earth meets the sky, where water flows, and birds fly by. At dusk we'll meet, I'll see you there. We'll settle things, unless you're scared.