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Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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Malcolm in the Middle - Lois Ordering for the Family
One salad with light dressing and three grande chili stampedes. One with extra onions, one with extra beans and extra onions, and one with extra beans and extra, extra onions.

Malcolm in the Middle - Lois Ordering For The Family
One salad with light dressing, and three grande chile stampedes. One with extra unions, one with extra beans and extra unions, and one with extra beans and extra, extra unions.

Jerry Seinfled - Like Tipping Over A Vending Machine
Breaking up is like tipping over a vending machine. You can't just push it over in one go. You have to rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

@omoalufaa - Perspective on time
You're scared to take a 4 year course because you're 32 and by the time you're done, you'd be 36. Whether you take the course or not, in 4 years time you'd still be 36.

@ruledbymercuryy - Second Hand Embarrassment
Does anyone else get secondhand embarrassment really bad? Like, you'll be watching a show, and something embarrassing happens to a character, and you got to pause it because it's too much.

@ambernoelle - Life's Purpose
I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die.

Francis - Hoping Against Hope
Dad, I know what you're gonna say, and believe me, I totally agree. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I'm hoping against hope, you will give me another chance, which I admit, I don't deserve. But if you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.

Peachmaker - Loving Peace
"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, or children I need to kill to get it." I love this line because it perfectly encapsulates who Peacemaker is as a character.