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Unknown - Unknown
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. This is an alternative to the more well known, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Your touch-typing will eventually improve over continuous practice.

Wikipedia - General Relativity
General relativity is a theory of gravitation developed by Einstein in the years 1907-1915. The development of general relativity began with the equivalence principle, under which the states of accelerated motion and being at rest in a gravitational field (for example, when standing on the surface of the Earth) are physically identical.

Jhumpa Lahiri - The Namesake
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?" Gogol Ganguli. End of seduction 101.

PilotRedSun - Pringle Advert
Are you hungry? Why not have some pringles? It's exquisite cuisine. Come on in and purchase this chip. Come enjoy these crisps! What's that? You're gonna get Doritos instead? Really, now. You think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips? You will regret that purchase.

PilotRedSun - Quaker's Oats
Time to rise and shine. You deserve oats of the highest caliber. Won't you try my wheat? Come get some grains, friend. My barley is top of the shelf. I'm a man of my word.

Marshall Eriksen - The Best Burger in NYC
The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread. This is God, speaking to us in food.

Big Smoke - Big Smoke's Order
CJ, you gotta eat some food to stay on top, man. I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Ned Vizzini - Depression
Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth and in conjunction with your brain the way normal people's words do; they come out in chunks as if from a crushed-ice dispenser; you stumble on them as they gather behind your lower lip. So you just keep quiet.

Donald Trump - Small Loan Of A Million Dollars
My whole life really has been a 'no' and I fought through it. I talk about it. It has not been easy for me. You know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, and when I came back to Manhattan, I had to pay him back with interest.

April Ludgate
I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they're doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out. And you will too, because you are awesome and everyone else sucks.

Barney Stinson - Lily and Marshall
You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something that most people search their whole lives for and never find. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn't be here for one more second.