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Ya boi - A Certified Hood Classic
If you were two inches deep in your mom and your dad was two inches deep in you, would you move forward or backward to get out of this situation? Me personally, I'd move backward and I'd moan while I did it. My dad and I have never seen eye to eye. One might even go so far to say we hate each other. It's almost like we hardly know each other. However, there is one thing that I know for certain about my dad, he is a massive homophobe and I'll be damned before I pass on the chance to make him gay.