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One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

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I eat spiders.

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This is a good quote :)

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The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon - Rick and Morty - Pilot
I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. And I needed those seeds real bad and I have to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back! So now we're gonna have to go get more! And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty!