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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
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Tyrion - Trial of Tyrion Lannister
I did not do it! I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying women. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder and I know I'll get no justice here. So I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.

Thanos - Battle of Earth - Endgame
When I'm done, half the planet's population will still be alive. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it.

Eddard
You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would trade my honour for a few more years of... of what? You grew up with actors, you learned their craft and you learnt it well. But I grew up with soldiers. I learned how to die a long time ago.

Jaime
We could end this war right now boy, save thousands of lives. I fight for the Lannisters, you fight for the Starks. Swords, knives, teeth, nails; choose your weapon, and we can end this.

Joffrey - Bring Me His Head
My mother wishes me to let Lord Eddard join the Night's Watch. Stripped of all titles and powers, he would serve the Realm in permanent exile. And my Lady Sansa... has begged mercy for her father. But they have the soft hearts of women. So long as I am your King, treason shall never go unpunished! Sir Ilyn! Bring me his head!

Lord Shaxx - We Ran Out Of Medals
What I wouldn't give to fight again beyond the walls. I would tear out a Vex heart with my teeth! I would sear the Cabal with my burning Light, challenge the Fallen Kells to personal combat and scatter them! I... I've been watching too many Crucible matches.

Thanos
I know what it is like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail, nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives all the same. And now it is here. Or should I say, I am.

Cayde-6
It's been a pain in the ass keeping Ikora, Zavala, and Eris in the dark. But I think it's worth it. That Guardian found the stealth drive just where I thought it would be, even took out some kind of powerful Taken construct. This plan's going even better than I expected! What could go wrong?

Cayde-6
Sitting in this damned Tower, it's easy to get complacent. Once you ain't getting shot at, it's hard to remember how dangerous the threats out there truly are. You, my friend, are why the City rests easy. Don't forget that.

Carlito's Way - Here Comes The Pain! (Explicit Movie Quote)
I'm reloaded! Come on in here, motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waiting for ya! You ain't coming in? I'm coming out! You're up against it now, motherfuckers! I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out! You think you're big time? You're gonna fuckin' die big time! You ready? Here comes the pain!

Corey Taylor - Seven Deadly Sins
Music is not a f*cking soda. It is not a f*cking insurance rate. It is not a f*cking T-shirt. It is the only real religion that is worth devoting your soul to. It is the last remnant of the primal scream, the funeral dirge, and the wedding march. It is the light that keeps me out of the shadows, and it is the reason my immortal soul is not in dire straits.

Corey Taylor - Seven Deadly Sins
The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past. When you cannot take two steps without turning around to inspect your footsteps, you are getting nowhere fast.

Michael Scott
I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

Slipknot - Pulse of the Maggots Speech
This is the year where hope fails you. The test subjects run the experiments and the bastard you know is the hero you hate. But cohesing is possible if we strive. There's no reason, there's no lesson, no time like the present. I'm telling you right now. What have you got to lose? What have you got to lose except your soul? Just listen.

Maynard James Keenan - Parabol
We barely remember what came before this precious moment. We're choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside... This body holding me, reminding me that I am not alone in this body, makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

Anonymous - The Stupidity in Religion
You can believe what you want, but that doesn't make it right. Each and every religion says to believe them and not other religions, so who is really the person in the right? Who's to say these books weren't just written and copied for fools to follow? Why would someone die just so they could "save us"? Religion just doesn't make sense. I'll believe it when I see Jesus rise from the grave or when I see Moses split the Red Sea with my own eyes.

Misa Amane - Death Note
Careful what you do, because "God" is watching your every move. Hold my hand in the dark street, for if you do know that I'll... be safe. Even if I'm far away and alone, I can be sure that you'll find me there, this I know.

Anonymous - What Is Your Purpose Here?
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General Shepherd - Shepherd's Speech - MW2 Endgame
Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye... and the world just watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.

V for Vendetta
I have something for you, Chancellor. A farewell gift. For all the things you've done, for the things you might have done, and for the only thing you have left.