A Random Person
- Best of the MCU
I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Bitch, please! You've been to space. If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off. Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil. Oh dear. Is she dead? A creepy old man cut my hair off! INSECT. Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me? What's up Tic-Tac? Man, I love this place.
