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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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changed eve to even

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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? - n0th1ng
You can never think anything about death when you are alone with the grim reaper in an empty horror and sorrow and never ending darkness spilling along the carpeted floor of the universe.

Minecraft Achievements - Getting Inventory
With this achievement it's pretty simple. This achievement takes one step, opening up your inventory. That simple, you can complete it before you even load up the world.

Sophia Hurtado - Dreams in a nutshell
You go to sleep, you wake up, it has felt like only 5 minutes that you have been dreaming about being rich, or in a zombie apocalypse. Really, dreams are weird, but for the most part they just pass the time.

Sophia Hurtado - Silence
Sit in a quiet room, you feel relaxed. Sit in a loud room, you feel annoyed, Sit in a quiet room, you feel lonely. Sit in a loud room, you feel like a real person.

Sophia Hurtado - Fast and easy
Some people skip through the long quotes, I understand that, it's easy to mess up getting lost in all the words. While in reality, the longer the quote, the better practice, trust me, if you practice only on short quotes, you will get lost when you see long quotes.

Sophia Hurtado - Wasps
Just on the level of annoying as mosquitoes, but also on the same level of dangerous, wasps. But instead of spreading deadly diseases, they sting you, they sting you, many, many, many times. It's worse if you're allergic, now that can be a bummer. Stay away from wasps, if you consider for one second your safety, or more importantly, your health.

Sophia Hurtado - Potatoes
Potatoes can really be, let us say, interesting... Want to hear some interesting facts about them? Here you go. Potatoes are only 20% solid, in fact, they are 80% water! The average American eats about 124 pounds of potatoes per year while Germans eat about twice as much. To top off this, jungle of weirdness, in 1974, an Englishman named Eric Jenkins grew 370 pounds of potatoes from one plant! Just one.