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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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changed eve to even

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

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NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Jesse Pinkman - Raspberry Slushie
I got two dudes that turned into raspberry slushie then flushed down my toilet. I can't even take a proper dump in there. I mean, the whole damn house has got to be haunted by now.

Unknown - Native American Saying
You have seen the snapping turtle eating other turtles - seen the armies of ants contending, like kills like. Throughout history, we have slaughtered many, many of our own kind. Why should you and I be different?