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rainy
Hey bro, I know this comment was posted a long time ago, but I hope …

Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

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Max-- - Flight of the Navigator
If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!

Peter Banning - Hook
You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

Baby Houseman - Dirty Dancing
That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

Abraham Lincoln...not the real one - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!.

Vada Sultenfuss - My Girl
Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? Is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm your fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart.

No one Special - The Lost Art of Typing
I remember when I was in high school and taking a keyboarding class. We had this unmarked keyboard and had to type just from memory. The old Hunt-and-Peck method wouldn't work out well for a student. Now instead of typing on an actual keyboard, everyone uses their phone or tablets to do most things that used to require a computer. Kids have fast thumbs... but their fingers are slow.

Charles S Dutton - Rudy
You are so full of crap. You're five feet nothing, a hundred and nothing, and you've got hardly a speck of athletic ability... and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years! And you're also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this lifetime you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself.