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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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changed eve to even

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Tyler Durden
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant, panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.