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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

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NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Clarence "Honey" Cravem
Gordon Wright was showing a jumper at the National Horse Show. He had just had one of his books published, and when his horse stopped at a fence, Joe Green, who has a voice that could carry, yelled in from the in gate, "Hey, Gordon, what chapter is that in?!"