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Mr. Squarepants - Stripped Sweater
The best time to wear a striped sweater... Is all the time! One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. 'Cause when you're wearing... that one... special... sweater.

This Person - Working At The Eye Doctor
Okay, now look at Spongebob. Blink... Blink... Open. Hold it! Okay, now you can blink. We are going to try one more time, you just moved a little last time. Blink, blink, blink, and one more blink. Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! We got it that time, you can sit back now.