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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Anonymous - Best Quote Ever
I always get asked, "What does it take to make a great quote." I just chuckle when someone asks me that. It's very easy to make a good quote. Incredibly easy. Let me tell you, it's super simple. It's so simple that I often wonder why people even bother asking. But, let me get straight to the point because I know you're all itching to know how to make a perfect quote. It all comes down to one thing... All you need to do to make a perfect quote is to do just one thing. All you need to do is this:

Anonymous - Fairies
I think fairies are real. I think this because a fairy lives in my mom's garden. I only see him at night. He's big and he's red and he's not friendly. He likes to leave small surprises in the garden overnight, and when Mom finds them she's usually not happy. I wish the fairy would go away because he makes mom really grumpy, but it's cool to have a secret. I won't tell anyone about the fairies except you guys because I know you all know how to keep a secret!

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