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aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

a casual observer
Exactly! The edit function is there for a reason, so that we can improve other …

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Marshall Mathers - My Darling - Eminem
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right? Look at this house, look at these cars, so nice. Oh, but you didn't know that fame has a price too? That you're just now seeing the downside too? Lose your best friend from high school, your wife too, ain't even sure if your kids like you? Come off tour can't even sleep at night without NyQuil.

Bojack Horseman - Free Churro - Bojack Horseman
You can't have happy endings in sitcoms, not really, because if everyone's happy, the show would be over. And above all else, the show has to keep going. There's always more show. And you can call the sitcom Horsin' Around dumb or bad or unrealistic, but there is nothing more realistic than that. You never get a happy ending, 'cause there's always more show.