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everyone
These generic motivational quotes are tiresome. People have been talking for centuries about the power …

Jabari Jerome-Jones
I think this is solid.

Sam L
This wasn't really that hard dude

Jabari Jerome-Jones
This quote really sucks, I have no idea what possessed me to write this years …

Isaac Asimov
But it's never "me" or "my like" of course :)

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American Dad - Good Morning USA
Good morning USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on his face and he's shining a salute to the American race! Oh boy it's swell to say, good morning USA!

Wierd Al - Amish Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity. At four thirty in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.

Scott Cawthon - FNAF Phone Guy Message
Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?