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Well it's me, duh - Optional
Hahah, funny joke. The title option was optional. So I decided to name this quote "Optional." Has it been done before? Hopefully. I wonder how person typing right now is doing. Are you well? Don't forget to drink some water and take a break from typing for a minute or two.

Well it's me, duh - new keyboard
I can't wait for my new keyboard to arrive. I hope the typing experience will be lovely and I sure do hope it works. Maybe soon I'll order some new fancy key-caps to slap on the sucker, or maybe I'll just stick with the stock set. We'll soon find out.

Well it's me, duh - today
Today was the day I was going to get some of my work done. But it turned out that I would be getting no work done. None at all. That's okay though. I have tomorrow's today to get work done.

Well it's me, duh - Thoughts and minds
Walking through the thoughts and minds permeating the walls of my head. What? Why have these thoughts appeared before me? Who's the one behind this? I hope not myself. I hope for some creature or demon or ill-minded mage is corrupting these thoughts o' mine.

Anonymous
When I first started typing I used to use the right shift to capitalize letters. I have since switched over to use my left shift to do so? Why? I think it was because my friend said they used the left shift, so I started using the left shift as well.

Anonymous
Knowing what to do is nearly all I wish for in life. There isn't much and there won't really be much to do after all this and during all this and before all this. Everything is going wrong and everything is-was-went wrong. Don't you agree? Don't you understand?