Douglas Adams
- Earth's Problem - Excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
This planet (Earth) has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
Binyamin Goodman
Roses are red, violets are blue. The former is obvious, the latter is true. Why mention things that everyone knows? Like that on your shoulders is your head, and on your feet, your toes.
