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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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David Lynch/Mark Frost - Albert Rosenfeld - Twin Peaks
Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not necessarily an inherent trait, therefore, please listen closely. You can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now. I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen.

Baran bo Odar/Jantje Friese - Adam- Netflix's Dark
He who fights with monsters should take care that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Eric Falconer/Romanski - Harmon Tedesco - Blue Mountain State
I've got the same ritual since I was twelve years old. First thing I wake up, smell my balls. Then I get out of bed, do 17 minutes of a form of naked TaiChi I created; I like to leave the blinds up so the neighbors can watch. Then once I feel adequately limber and the neighbors have gotten their money's worth, I smoke a shit load of grade-A hash and call my mom.