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A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

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Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Daddy Derek - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)
Hey thanks man it wasn't me, this is a special guitar. Hey check it out, it's autographed by the Van Halen band, and it was autographed back in the 1980s.

Randy Marsh
I'll be there for you and I'll be rooting louder than anybody, saying "That's my son!" And just remember, Stan. Win or lose... those are the two options: win or lose.

Kyle Broflovski
Visitors, this morning you took my little brother, Ike. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today. That having a little brother... is a pretty special thing. Ah, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again.