Is it just my family that likes to use the term "Hollywood ending" to describe the satisfaction of wiping after a poop to discover it left the toilet paper clean? We also like to shout "hurry up, I have a turtle's head poking out!" whilst banging on the bathroom door when we really need to go. "I'm touching cloth" is another. We play a game called "guess the fart," when you feel a fart coming, you say "guess the fart" then everyone makes the sound they think your fart will sound like.