Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table. Pockets that mark the difference Between a gentlemen and a bum, With a capital "B," And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! And all week long your River City Youth'll be fritterin' away, I say your young men'll be fritterin'! Fritterin' away their noontime, suppertime, chore time too!