Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England Globally revered Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard Made me a lady in waiting Hurled me and my family up in the world Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do You say I'm what you need All you want, we both agree This is the place for me I'm finally where I'm meant to be Then he starts saying all this stuff He cares so much, he calls me love.