Good God, you're insane.

what u doing right now

i know right

True! Make like you are learning how to play the piano! It helps and is a lot of fun! :)

My tip to improve your typing speed is to...
Don't type for too long at once, I've noticed that if I take a break for a bit after my speed is lacking and do something not mentally intensive when I get back to typing I'm much faster! Also just type a lot if you enjoy typing