Why is the man in the suit taking my mom away :(

Please dont write rubbish. Some innocent soul might actually try it. Please understand that people from all age groups might be here.

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I dip them in nail polish remover and then use a lighter to warm them up.

What really helped me improve my typing speed is...

Learning the home row and getting all my fingers into the flow of typing. It feels so good once you get it down! :)