Ok, this is extremely irritating. Will everyone please go to your quotes and make sure they're grammatically correct? Thank you in advance, everyone who doesn't know English enough to get it right.

What really helped me improve my typing speed is cocaine.

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I go crying to Barney, like the little girl I am if I admit to pain.

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I suck it up and type until the bones show and the bleeding stops.