Michael Scott
- Wedding Speech from The Office
My name is Michael Scott. Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something? I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals.
Michael Scott
- The Office, Season 3, Episode 15
You might be surprised to learn that I've only been to one other wedding. It's actually a very cute story. My mom was marrying Jeff. And they asked me to be ring bearer. I was understandably emotional and somehow my pants became wet.
G. K. Chesterton
Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always say, "Do it again"; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony.
