Walter
- Jeff Dunham
I was arguing with my wife and I hung up on her. She called me right back up and yelled, "DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?!" I said, "I don't know, did it sound something like this?" And I hung up on her.
Reinette ('Little Queen', Doctor Who)
- My Dear Doctor
My dear Doctor. The path never seemed so slow, and yet I fear I am nearing its end. Reason tells me that you and I are unlikely to meet again, but I think I shall not listen to reason. I have seen the reason inside your head, and know that all things are possible. Hurry though, my love. My days grow shorter now, and I am very weak. Godspeed, my lonely angel.
Sachi (Sword Art Online)
But when I learned how strong you were, I felt relieved. So even if I die, you keep living. Live to see the end of this world and why it was born. The reason a weak girl like me ended here, and the reason you and I met. That's what I want you to do.
Unknown Internet Person
- Please listen.
Don't cut your wrist; don't cut your thighs. Put down the lighter. Pull up your sleeves; show the world you're still alive. Put the scale back; go have some dinner. Sweetheart you're worth it. Please listen. Stop your crying; dry your eyes. Put the rope back; drop the gun. Spit out the pills, this isn't how it ends. You're only a child, you shouldn't dream of death. Stop faking that smile; let your eyes show the lies. It'll be hard, but please try. You might find, that life isn't so bad.
The 11th Doctor
- Only one you
All the elements in your body were made many millions of years ago, in the heart of a far away star that exploded. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolation of deep space. After so many millions of years, these elements came together and formed a new star and planets. And on it went. The elements came together and burst apart, forming ships and shoes and kings. Until eventually, they came together to make you. There is only one you. And there will never be another.
The 11th Doctor
- Not ginger!?
Legs! I've still got legs, good. Arms, hands, good. Fingers, lots of fingers. Ears, yes. Eyes, two. Nose. And I've had worse. Chin, blimey. Hair. I'm a girl! No, no. I'm not a girl. And still not ginger. Something else is important. I'm, I'm, I'm, crashing! Ha! Ha! Geronimo!
Unknown Internet Person
Here lies a father. Here lies a savior. Here lies a courier. Shot once, buried twice. Walked the sands, rolled the dice. Fought the bull, whipped the bear. God danged character limit has no room for poetry.
Adam Dahlberg (A.K.A. SkyDoesMineCraft)
I hate people who judge on looks. I've seen average looking people with beautiful hearts and models with hearts of stone. I mean, look at yourself in the mirror. If you're not one to judge on looks, then why do it to yourself? You're beautiful.
The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant; Doctor Who)
There's a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refactors. You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Twenty years from now, you'll be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do rather than the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade wind in your sails, explore, dream, discover.
