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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Araki Hirohiko - Joseph Joestar's monologue to Empress
Well, I guess now you can see the difference in our fighting experience. Once your opponent started boasting their victory, they've already lost! This is how Joseph Joestar does things! I guess I just get better with age. And! A Stand can only be defeated by a Stand! Your next line is, "Stop, anything but that!"

Ἀριστοφάνης - Ὄρνῑθες - ἀπόσπασμα
ἦ δεινὰ νὼ δέδρακεν οὑκ τῶν ὀρνέων, ὁ πινακοπώλης φιλοκράτης μελαγχολῶν, ὃς τώδ' ἔφασκε νῷν φράσειν τὸν Τηρέα τὸν ἔποφ' ὃς ὄρνις ἐγένετ' ἐκ τῶν ὀρνέων: κἀπέδοτο τὸν μὲν Θαρρελείδου τουτονὶ κολοιὸν ὀβολοῦ, τηνδεδὶ τριωβόλου. τὼ δ᾽ οὐκ ἄρ' ᾔστην οὐδὲν ἄλλο πλὴν δάκνειν. καὶ νῦν τί κέχηνας; ἔσθ' ὅποι κατὰ τῶν πετρῶν ἡμᾶς ἔτ' ἔξεις. οὐ γάρ ἐστ' ἐνταῦθά τις ὁδός.

Eliezer Yudkowsky - HPMOR Ch. 16 - Quirrell's introduction
Professor Quirrell stood up, shoving his chair back from the desk. The screen on Harry's desk followed his every move. Professor Quirrell strode towards the front of the classroom, and bellowed: "The Hungarian Horntail is taller than a dozen men! It breathes fire so quickly and so accurately that it can melt a Snitch in midflight! One Killing Curse will bring it down!"

Eliezer Yudkowsky - HPMOR Ch. 2 - the "you turned into a cat" rant
You turned into a cat! A SMALL cat! You violated Conservation of Energy! That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum Hamiltonian! Rejecting it destroys unitarity and then you get FTL signalling! And cats are COMPLICATED! A human mind can't just visualise a whole cat's anatomy and, and all the cat biochemistry, and what about the neurology? How can you go on thinking using a cat-sized brain?

Calvin - On humour
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?