Monty Python
- Brave Sir Robin Ran Away
Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
Joe Biden
- Hairy Legs
I got hairy legs that turn blond in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap.
Richard Stallman
To be able to choose between proprietary software packages is to be able to choose your master. Freedom means not having a master. And in the area of computing, freedom means not using proprietary software.
Stanislav
- Thumbs Down for Clojure
Clojure is the False Lisp, which Reeketh of the Cube Farm. A Lisp unworthy of the name; one which encourages users to pepper their code with calls to opaque routines having no underlying Lispiness. A Lisp which barfs Java stack traces. It promotes - no, mandates - the use of undigestable foreign matter in Lisp code: primitives on which you cannot pop the hood to reveal intelligible innards.
Big Man Tyrone
- Sakura Trick
It is my absolute privilege to announce how pleased I am of Studio DEEN's masterpiece, Sakura Trick. The enchanting tale of Yuu Sonoda and Haruka Takayama is a majestic classic that will sweep you off your feet. Combining the elements of high school romance, as well as the purest form of love, the pinnacle of Chinese cartoons is here. Anime has been saved. Doki doki suru!
