Pokemon
- Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble, and make it double, to protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation, to denounce the evil of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above. Jesse! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light, surrender now, or prepare to fight. Meowth, that's right!
Kevin Malone
- The Office
At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my "Kevin's Famous Chili." The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.
George R. R. Martin
- Game of Thrones - Tyrion Lannister
No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being a dwarf... I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores... I wish I was the monster you think I am... I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!
Jim Halpert
- The Office
Yeah. I mean, she was with Roy, and I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't concentrate on anything. And weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office
As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.
Jim Halpert
- The Office
Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do... which was just to wait. Uh, don't get me wrong. I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of my friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy. Didn't need your help that many times.
J.K.Rowling
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry.
