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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner - Stan Makita's Donuts
I had never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another in battle, it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion it's called murder?

Mitchell Hurwitz - Living Classics Pageant
Look, I don't want to go through a whole song and dance with you. You're going to love it. You just can't do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying, but you can tell they don't like it.

Nate Solyntjes - Don't Think About It
What you're thinking right now is, "what have I been doing with my life that would make this writing sample talk about me like that to my face?" If you hadn't been thinking that, you sure are thinking about it now. But, then again, how is it even treating you? Oh, no, this is embarrassing. You have not listened to one word I have said. And who the hell am I? I am you, and so is me. Go wash your hands.