Ron Swanson
- Parks And Recreation
Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done.
Ron Swanson
- Parks And Recreation
That is a canvas sheet, the most versatile object known to man. It can be used to make tents, backpacks, shoes, stretchers, sails, tarpaulins, and I suppose, in the most dire of circumstances, it can be a surface on which to make art.
Ron Swanson
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait. I worry what you heard was "give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was "give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?
