I lied. I'm not out of this relationship. I'm in. I'm so in, it's humiliating because here I am begging. Ok here it is: Your choice, it's simple: her or me. And I'm sure she's really great... But Derek, I love you. In a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheese cake, hold a radio over my head outside your window! Unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.