Things Bart Simpson has written on the chalk board - Simpsons

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I will not waste chalk. I will not aim for the head. I will not skateboard in the halls. I will not do anything bad ever again. I will not torment the emotionally frail. I will not show off. I will not call the principal "spud head". I will not carve gods. I will not sleep through my education. I will not spank others. I am not a dentist. I will not bribe Principal Skinner.

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dvorakdan 9 années, 5 mois avant
Other than the ironic "I will not waste chalk." these are far from the funniest things in the hundreds he has written. Or at least my memory seems to feel that way.

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