One sidelong glance at his dad and Ish walked back home. 'Where the hell are you going now?' Ish's dad said. 'Match. Why? You want to curse me some more?' Ish said. 'When you've wasted your entire life, what's another day?' Ish's father said and the neighbours half-nodded their heads in sympathy. We missed the final five overs of the match. Luckily, India won and Ish didn't get that upset. 'Yes, yes, yes,' Ishaan jumped. 'Gopi on me tonight.' I love idiots. Actually, Ishaan is not an idiot.