You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face.