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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Anonymous - What if a character falls in love with the reader?
And so, dear reader, I can no longer deny my feelings, and so I must address you directly. Our lives could not be more different or more distant, my existence being confined to these pages, which to you are likely nothing more than any of the other books on your shelf. But as your beautiful eyes scan the pages of my life, I feel as though we have an intimate connection.

Louis Sachar
Dana had four beautiful eyes. She wore glasses. But her eyes were so beautiful that the glasses only made her prettier. With two eyes she was pretty. With four eyes she was beautiful. With six eyes she would have been even more beautiful. And if she had a hundred eyes, all over her face and her arms and her feet, why, she would have been the most beautiful creature in the world.

Mark Cavin
Some people like to mock English speakers who, using terrible grammar in their own language, demand that others stop speaking other languages. Give them a break. They don't even know their own language, and you expect them to tolerate others?

Moshav
I'm not lost, I'm just a million different things at once. You know, I've got to get the fog out of my eyes. I'm not lost. I've got a million different ways to go.

Charlotte Brontë
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last. To pluck the mask from the face of the Pharisee, is not to lift an impious hand to the Crown of Thorns.

Anonymous
Say what you will about hypochondriacs, but when they actually have cancer, it gets discovered and treated right away, which leads to a better outcome.

Anonymous - Robots Feel No Pain
What is the difference between you and a robot that is designed to imitate you? Nothing, except that the robot lacks consciousness, which makes the robot superior.

Anonymous
You want everything to be easy, don't you? Too bad. Nothing is easy, and this quote isn't easy to type. You let this get into your head, and you're much too aware of your keystrokes.

Anonymous
I'm sorry you were offended when I told you to go to hell. I actually think I was being quite polite; my first instinct was to tell you to go to heaven quickly.

Anonymous
As an American, I have voted in every presidential election since I reached the age of majority and became eligible to vote, and I have always voted for a candidate from one of the two major parties. I am not picky about personal morals. I have just one criterion: I do not vote for known rapists. In 2020, this disqualifies both the Republican and the Democratic candidate, but one of them will still be elected anyway, and that makes me sad.

Anonymous
"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" is the worst thing you can say. First of all, not all problems are temporary. Second of all, that's the breaking point. Everyone wants a permanent solution of some kind.

Anonymous - Preemie Headstart
Technically, people who were born prematurely get to vote, drink, or drive for the first time at a younger developmental age than people who were born at full term. This is not a major injustice, but if you think about it, it isn't exactly fair.

Anonymous
Many think of Morse code as an outmoded method of communication, but it really isn't. Morse code continues to be useful, particularly for the ham radio community, but also for individuals who like to be able to communicate in simple tones, desk tapping, or even eye blinks.

Anonymous
Ben, you have been married for years and have two children. You should know how a woman's body works by now. You embarrass yourself constantly, and you've embarrassed your wife as well this time.

Anonymous
When I listen to you, my heart cries. Your voice is so true. You're so wise. It tears a hole inside my heart; my soul knows you lay yourself on the line. I can't go on! Don't take your love away.

Anonymous
Not everything a feminist woman does needs to be feminist. To insist on this would be yet another way of telling women what to do, and that defeats the entire purpose of feminism.

Anonymous
What is love? Nothing at all, perhaps, but the absence of non-love. If one spends enough time with another, love is unavoidable. It is hatred that takes work to build.

Anonymous
Some days are harder than others, and we both know that you and I will face hard days ahead. But what I wish for is that today be relatively easy. With our future ahead of us and our past behind us, let us have one day on which we can live in the present.

Anonymous
One's word-per-minute count is heavily dependent on the difficulty of the quote with which one practices. Pangrams, such as "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow," or "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," are much more difficult than other sentences because they contain every letter, and difficult punctuation can make it much harder to type.