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Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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Lady Gaga
Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you are wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.

2 Broke Girls
Look just know you're gonna struggle for a while. Someone is going to ask "What time it is?" and when you look at your watch he's gonna put his p**** on you. Or like Dan Savage says "It gets better". Although it hasn't for me, so maybe that only apply to questioning teens. In short, there's really no point to anything, but sometimes you get to eat candy or have sex and that's when all feels right.

Mary Kay Ash - Miracles Happen
I hadn't been raised to be a complainer, but I'm sure she knew that my job sometimes seemed overwhelming. Because when she was through with her instructions, she always added, "Honey, you can do it."