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Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

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Tai Verdes - 3 outfits
I need at least 3 kisses from you in the morning. While you're yawning. You're so good at that, baby, you could be a drawing. You some artwork, more than I'm worth. And everybody ever living on this big blue earth.

Tai Verdes - 3 outfits
Need to hear that four-letter word in your tonsils. Right when I call ya. You never know, I could die tomorrow. Or the next day, in the worst way. Baby, can you come save me, uh, come save me?