J.R.R. Tolkien
- Bilbo Baggins
Bilbo: "Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!" Hobbits: "Happy birthday!" Bilbo: "Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits." (cheers abound.) "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." (There is a dead silence from the crowd. They gaze at each other blank-faced, trying to figure out if they were just insulted.)( Gandalf smiles.).
The Princess Bride
- The Princess Bride
Miracle Max: You got any money? Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five. Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause. Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation. Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar! Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years. Miracle Max: Your first story was better.
The Princess Bride
- The Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards. Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me? Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind. Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. Man in Black: Throw me the rope.
The Princess Bride
- Rhyming
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss. Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us. Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm. Fezzik: He's really very short on charm. Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
The Princess Bride
- To the pain
Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Unknown
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor is cute... skip the fruit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor is cute... skip the fruit.
Les Miserables
There, out in the darkness, a fugitive running fallen from God Fallen from men God be my witness I never shall yield Till we come face to face Till we come face to face.
Unknown
- Love
I have a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot, who calls me back when I hang up on him, who stays awake just to watch me sleep, a boy who kisses my forehead, who wants to show me off to the world, who holds my hand in front of everyone. A guy who thinks I'm adorable even in sweatpants. The one who is constantly reminding me of how much he cares about me. And how lucky he is to have a girl like me.
