So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway, here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual, and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. Somebody tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it's always been that way.