This morning, a TWA 747 carrying 10 VIPs from the NAACP sent out an SOS after a PLO organizer discovered TNT in his PB and J. The pilot flew the 747 to a DMZ where an FCC spokesman, PhD from UNLV, told NBC in a YMCA that the FAA would receive an IOU COD from the IRA ASAP. The IRA of the UK, not the FDIC, on R and R, said, "KLM had the TNT, not TWA." The FBI gave the A-OK, and the 747 continued its flight with an ETA into LAX of 2 hours.