Savage Wife - Anonymous

This quote ble lagt til av jazmanea
A husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

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stephends 2 år, 4 måneder siden
It's been quite a while since I laughed like this. LMAO
shet 2 år, 11 måneder siden
holy-
guest._. 2 år, 11 måneder siden
Anonymous is at another level with his quotes.
kxenia 3 år, 2 måneder siden
das fani
anshsaini 3 år, 8 måneder siden
lmao chod mara
zalyx 5 år, 4 måneder siden
lmfao nice
weesin 5 år, 6 måneder siden
Hilarious quote! I love spousal humour in the style of Chaucer's character, The Wife of Bath. This is my new favourite quote on this site!

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