Dr. Phil. Yes, Mr. Dr. Phil, who I forget exists for every couple years, and then we check back in on him, and he looks the same! It's a testament to the man's aging because he has looked 48 years old for the last 73 years. In fact, I think Dr. Phil just sorta squeeshed out of his mom's uterus, bald and sweaty with placenta drippin' from his 'stache, wanting to help America's youth.
This is awesome! And so true! I mean he ages, but not like the rest of us do. It's almost like he made some sort of mephistophelean deal to stay young forever. Or it's just a ton of plastic surgery....