Thursday, January 30, 2020 - Upon arriving home from work on Monday, I opened my mailbox to find this bizarre obelisk. With the logo emblazoned on one of its faces, I can only assume that it is an actual Sleepsculpture. I've never seen one in the flesh; only read about them in old, obscure field journals that I've found in the dark, dusty corners of small, local bookstores. It looks pristine - like it was sculpted just last week.